Like do you really care who won?

Miss North Carolina Kristen Dalton named Miss USAryanNation

Her title comes with a year's use of a New York apartment, a public relations team, a two-year scholarship at the New York Film Academy and an undisclosed salary. OOOoohh Barbie...how sweet it is!!

But amid all the smiling perfection that was on display during the 58th annual Miss USA pageant Sunday night, I STILL CANNOT TELL NOT ONE OF THESE WHITE BLOND HITLERYOUTH Y2K ASSZ BITCHES FROM ANOTHER. Sorry, call me racist, I think this one looks just like that ideologically phony (like she really cares who's straight or who's gay, or for that matter knows about marriage) psycho-bitch (gittin' PAID on the lecture circuit funded BIGTIME by the FAR RIGHT) Carrie Prejean, Miss California. wHATeVER.....FUCK KIT!