well you know we live in troubled money times now.
i'm in the library this afternoon, had to print out a form for work (benefits related) and don't have a working printer (i.e. the one i have is broken and i don't - and haven't for 2 years - had the extra money to buy a new one), so i went to the library so your tax dollars could pay for my prints.
this included my comp passes to the reopening of Scores, NYC's premier gentlemen's club. hey, these were important.
the last time i was at Scores i had just met some ladies from a bachelorette party, we had martinis, i went to Scores and danced with these honeys, and woke up the next morn in one of the chicks i met's bed in her apt in Stuy Town. she was very happy & pleasant, though, obviously a job well done last night! yes, it was a fun night alright, that of it which i can remember, which ain't any more than what i've said. what i do remember is it reminded me for a long time to not have martinis for happy hour, they can be strong. but hey, another nite like that night on the town would make a few gray goose martinis the right price to pay to get back to a flow like that again. just this time, more memory in the hard drive, please.
well, now that i've digressed, back to who's sitting next to me. it's um, ahhh, er, well, YES! - mr. chester the molester - live in new york. this (at minimum) 80-or-older-something old guy. dressed in a military flight shirt, with dog tags around his neck, a flight crew cap, and military boots, viewing page after page of gay stud porn, checking his MySpace page for studs who wrote him, and otherwise surfing and cruising as much young gay ass (or dick) as he could on his limited 45-minute library computer stay time.
and yes - he printed, too.
taxpayers, you get what you pay for !!! GO GREEN !!!
ONLY IN MIDTOWN manhattan ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON IN THE LIBRARY ON AN OTHERWISE RELAXING, NORMAL DAY IS THIS KINDA SHIT GONNA HAPPEN!! no where else!!
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